I don't usually feel the need to brag obnoxiously, but this time seems like an exception. For those who don't know, I work as a mechanic at a Chrysler dealership, which can come with some pretty sweet fringe benefits. Today, December 6th, 2017, I got to drive a Viper!
Not just sit in it, drive the thing! And this wasn't just any Viper, this was a 2016 ACR with the giant spoiler and everything. I mean, it was only from the service bay around the back of the building to the other side of the lot, and I only got up to second gear, but it counts, darn it! The picture below isn't of the actual car, but it looks just like that one.
So, yeah, I've been walking around feeling like this all day: